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9 Deadly Words Used By Woman

1.Fine

   this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

2.Five minutes

   If she's getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.Nothing

   this is the calm before the storm. this means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.Go ahead

   This is a dare, not PERMISSION ! Don't do it !

5.Loud Sigh

   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she    thinks that you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. 

6.That's okay

   This is the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and you will pay for your mistake.

7.Thanks

   A woman is thanking you, not a question, of faint. Just say " you're welcome " ( I want to add in a clause    here - this is true, unless she says " thanks a lot " ) that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say " you're welcome" . that will bring on a " whatever " 

8.Whatever

   Is a woman saying " F X C K YOU "

9.Don't worry about it, I got it.

 Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a  man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman, refer to #3 . 

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